Cómo decidí convertirme en una mujer de verdad que todos admiran

I decided to become a woman. Not like before, but real. To shine and inspire. I know all this in theory, and I’ve already made a list. You just need to implement it! 1. The magic of the morning. I got up at 5 to feel this magic of the morning. I felt it. I decided not to get up like that again. 2. Jogging. On the second lap my eyes opened. Two of your own and a third in the forehead. 3. Meditation. I ran home, sat on the mat, and meditated. I turned away from the fuss and anxiety and snored. 4. Say hello to the world. She opened the window and shouted as loudly as she could: “Hello!” The janitor, Aunt Valya, dropped her broom. Let's assume that the world has heard me. 5. Face fitness. She rubbed the area between her eyebrows, pulled her scalp, and puffed out her cheeks. Old age has swept away. 6. Yoga. What can I say? The dog's posture does not look like a dog. The dolphin doesn't look like a dolphin. The camel doesn't look like a camel. Lies! Only the corpse looks like a corpse. I liked the corpse. 7. Morning rituals. I did some gymnastics for my eyes. Gymnastics for the neck and gymnastics for the legs. Dispersed the lymph. Pushed through energy points. I smeared the cuticle. I went to the bathroom. Took a shower. Contrasting of course! I scrubbed for a long time, then smeared myself with milk and arogen oil. I did a light anti-cellulite massage of all problem areas, that is, myself. I applied a rejuvenating mask to my face. I washed my hair with sulfate-free shampoo, rinsed with conditioner, applied a protein mask, and rinsed. I applied heat protection, dried it, combed it, and applied oil to the ends of my hair. She fell exhausted. I lay down and went to have breakfast. 8. Healthy breakfast. Prepared fats, proteins, carbohydrates. Smoothies and pchia. She served everything beautifully and put a flower in a vase. I put on a dress. Because the vibe and all that. Otherwise, food is not absorbed in the female body. I meditated on the sausage, sighed, and drank a celery smoothie accompanied by Mozart’s Requiem (spiritual fulfillment is very important). I picked chia out of my teeth and drank coffee with milk. No coffee or milk. Chicory with white oatmeal slurry. I put a greasy stain on my dress. 9. Affirmations. For a long time I proved to myself in the mirror that I was happy, successful and fulfilled. I argued. She swore. I went to fight this fool. 10. Motivating your man. She motivated her husband. Then she caught up and motivated me again. He ran away and locked himself in the bathroom. I don't know if it will be of any use. 11. Gratitude journal. She opened the diary, gave herself a high five and signed it. 12. Caring for the world. I sorted the garbage. I got something I needed. 13. Self-development. I read nine pages of a fiction book, nonfiction and professional. The tax code has gone well - three in one. 14. Cultural development. At lunchtime I visited the exhibition. I went to a cafe there and ate a bowl with quinoa and arugula. For dessert there was caramelized pumpkin and burp from unusual food. 15. Hobby. After the exhibition I went to the afternoon dance. I accidentally broke a pole and sprained my ankle. I'll have to switch to beading. 16. Evening rituals. I took a bath with sea salt and lavender oil. I lit a patchouli scented candle. She lay there, sweated, and sent positivity into space. I almost died from the stench. In the evening I feel that I have changed. Became this most inspiring. A woman filled with quinoa and arugula. Which everyone craves and shouts: - Where are you? Where are you? Where are you, Shatyrkina? My boss Svyatoslav shouted loudest on the phone: - Why didn’t you show up for work?! I answer him: - I can’t, Svyatoslav Igorevich, I’m being born. - Are you giving birth?! - Yells. - What do you mean, Shatyrkina?! - I’m not giving birth, but being born! Like a woman. To shine and inspire. - Listen, Shatyrkina! - Speaks. - Don't fool me. To go to work tomorrow. I'll send you the files now. Fill it out urgently. “I can’t,” I answer. - I still need to do a wish card, gouache massage and fishing insights... - Shatyrkina, don’t piss me off. Otherwise, I’ll come now and make gua sha for you myself... “You,” I say, “Svyatoslav Igorevich, are on low vibrations.” You need to clean the biofield. And he hung up. And I sent the files by email. I had to fill it out until late at night. Then she immediately collapsed into a corpse pose and passed out. Without meditation and gratitude. I have to go to work tomorrow, otherwise I'll get fired. And I won’t last long on arugula. Perhaps the birth of a real woman will have to be postponed. I'll live as normal again.